Friday, April 30, 2010

Lil' Blonde Darling: Lindsay Wagner as The Bionic Woman!

Blonde Beauty Icon The Bionic Woman

1970's TV was a good decade for female action heros....Lindsay Wagner as The Bionic Woman was definitely the most respected. While other popular shows like Charlie's Angels and Wonder Woman were considered seXXXed up "Jiggle TV",  Lindsay Wagner actually won an Emmy for Best Actress for her work on the show. Spun off from the popular Six Million Dollar Man series in 1976, the show featured Jaime Sommers, a former tennis pro, school teacher and childhood sweetheart of Col. Steve Austin (The Bionic Man). When she's nearly killed in a skydiving accident, Steve convinces his boss at the Office of Scientific Intelligence (OSI) to replace her damaged body parts with Bionic implants and recruit her as an operative. Jaime is rebuilt with two Bionic legs, capable of propelling her at speeds exceeding 60 mph, her right arm is replaced by a lifelike prosthetic capable of bending steel or throwing objects great distances, and the inner mechanism of her right ear is replaced by a Bionic device that gives her the ability to hear a mile away. Both shows used an unacceptable and excessive amount of slow-motion, for heightened dramatic effect of the action sequences. It looks totally hokey now....but it was VERY high tech at the time! Jaime fought a plethora of villans; terrorists, aliens, Bigfoot, evil twins, sentient computers, men in turtlenecks. Her main enemy on the series were the Fembots, powerful female androids who she fought on several occasions. The Fembots were later lampooned in the Austin Powers film series...to much comedic effect. The show lasted 3 seasons before it was canceled in 1978. Who wants to put on a track suit and run in slow-mo with me?

 Bling

D-I-S-C-O

Cyborg


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They don't make opening credits like they used to.

Big pimpin'

Color stories!

Inappropriate beach attire


Attack Sasquatch!

wind

 earthy

 Yes, she had a Bionic dog!


The Bionic Woman vs. The Fembots! Ok, so this not in English...but it's an action scene....the dialogue is unimportant!

Macrame!

Snakeskin!

Polyester!


Fembot Fights!

There was a even a Bionic Woman comic book series...but it only lasted 6 issues.

Run Jaime! Run!

BFFs

Dollfriends!

In 2007, NBC produced a re-imagined Bionic Woman series, but it came off as a poor mans ALIAS and was canceled after only 8 episodes. Never send a brunette to do a blondes job! ;)



Thursday, April 29, 2010

Sandra Bullock Has Filed for Divorce From Her Husband, Jesse James!

Sandra Bullock has filed for divorce from her husband, Jesse James!


The divorce petition, which was filed Friday, said the couple has no child under 18 years of age who is entitled to support. The Oscar-winning actress revealed Wednesday on People magazine's website that she is adopting a 3 1/2-month-old boy, Louis Bardo Bullock, who was born in New Orleans.
A rep for Bullock confirms the star filed legal papers seeking to end her marriage, but declines to specify in what jurisdiction they are filed. Says Bullock of her decision to divorce: "I'm sad and I am scared."
Bullock and James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago, the People article said, and brought Louis Bardo Bullock home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Academy Awards.

Top 6 Results Show :American Idol Season 9

Last night the Top 6 on American Idol sang their latest hit, "Unstoppable". That's followed up with perhaps the cheesiest Ford commercial by the Idols of all time, in which they're vampires scared away by a pizza with extra garlic.


Then the group got to go do some voice overs for the new Shrek movie, then watch it and meet the stars! Fun! I was loving Big Mike in the 3D glasses.
We got a quick visit from Cameron Diaz and Antonio Banderas. Love those two. Then it was onto the results. Ryan formed three groups of two. The first group was Siobhan and Lee. The second group was Big Mike and Casey. Third group was Aaron and Crystal. It ended up being Big Mike, Siobhan, and Casey as the bottom three. It was exactly what I expected once again .


If you were ever to be in the audience of an American Idol taping, this could be the one. First Cameron and Antonio, now Carrie Underwood makes an appearance to introduce a band she took on tour with her this year, Sons of Sylvia, who sang their song "Love Left To Lose". Sons of Sylvia won the show The Great American Band and have been tight with Carrie since she won Idol five years ago.
The performances aren't over yet. Shakira is joined by Rascal Flatts for her new song, "Gypsy". All I can say is: What the hell was that?
The person leaving American Idol is Siobhan. Surprised?
Best of luck to you, Siobhan! You have so much talent and have such a bright future ahead of you!